thomas is a bitchass motherfucker

[sniper monkey]

thomas fucking stole my wife and my cat and burnt down my house

thomas sucked cock outside of my house at 3 am and i called the cops on him
the cops didnt fucking respond because they were all fucking asleep
i step outside my house and i see thomas sitting in the bush
i say "get the fuck out of my property" and he screeches at me
i got my AR15 assault rifle and pointed it at him
he responds with "dont pull this shit onto me again"
thomas sees the front door open and runs in like hes a mandela catalouge monster
thomas then sees my cat then fucking rips him to fucking shreads  
thomas then saw my wife and trapped him inside a cartoon metal cage
my wife suffered a traumatic death from mustard gas intoxication
my children screamed out loud and i shot their ass with a glock-18 and hid their bodies
i then try to call the cops again and they fucking responded this time (yay)
and they respond with "im not on work this late"
and i respond with "then why are you fucking responding to the phone"
then they hanged up on me
i hanged myself like they hanged me up

somebody arrest this fucking lunatic 

[Cloud Rese]

i guess he pissed on your wife and said his dick was "this big" and you're going to make a post on twitter.com followed by pissing on the moon?

[oog]

thomas fucking stole my wife and my cat and burnt down my house

thomas sucked cock outside of my house at 3 am and i called the cops on him
the cops didnt fucking respond because they were all fucking asleep
i step outside my house and i see thomas sitting in the bush
i say "get the fuck out of my property" and he screeches at me
i got my AR15 assault rifle and pointed it at him
he responds with "dont pull this shit onto me again"
thomas sees the front door open and runs in like hes a mandela catalouge monster
thomas then sees my cat then fucking rips him to fucking shreads  
thomas then saw my wife and trapped him inside a cartoon metal cage
my wife suffered a traumatic death from mustard gas intoxication
my children screamed out loud and i shot their ass with a glock-18 and hid their bodies
i then try to call the cops again and they fucking responded this time (yay)
and they respond with "im not on work this late"
and i respond with "then why are you fucking responding to the phone"
then they hanged up on me
i hanged myself like they hanged me up

somebody arrest this fucking lunatic 

doing this shit isnt gonna get you unbanned you dumb fuck